Take me to your leader shorts

"Take me to your leader" were the darkest words ever spoken on our planet. the amalgam of humans and alien technology created the end of earth as we know it.
https://trainingisritual.com/blogs/daily/alien-invasion

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 2.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

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